18
Mar
Damn that Marti Pellow's a smooth gentleman. Isn't he though? Dulcet, like an Italian dessert. Eyebrows like a befuddled puppy. That easy, half-hitched smile? Remember when he wore his hair long like Anthony Kiedis? I haven't even touched on the sexy West Glasgow accent. But forget the details. If you need to know how smooth Pellow is, head over to his website. He's so smooth that women feel the compulsion to strip down to their suspenders and lounge uncomfortably on his coffee table while he observes them without so much as a smile. Presumably we are supposed to imagine him…
